Snookie Is More Fertile Than a Rat

By Jack February 24, 2014 @ 2:39 PM

The Zero Population whackjobs have another strong case for sterilizing all humans as news came out that Snooki is once more pregnant with a short drunk baby. Though she’s keeping her fermenting brood under wraps, it seems Snooki’s acted as the fetid garden for baby daddy Jionni LaValle’s greasy seed for the second time now. The two already spawned a mythical creature of the dark named Lorenzo and are currently planning a Great Gatsby themed wedding. I’m guessing it’s based on the movie and not the book.

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(1) Comment

  1. avatar
    DrainBammage 02/24/2014 16:59

    After she terrorized children, rapied DogPoo and Cartman, I was so glad when Kyle punched her in the face. Maybe we can get him to kick her a few dozen times?.

    “Snooki want smoosh smoosh!” was all nice and funny when we first heard it.
    But that was before it spawned.

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