Britney Spears Is Having A Nice Vacation

By Travis March 28, 2014 @ 9:00 AM

Britney Spears is currently on a family vacation in Hawaii with her boyfriend, David Lucado, and her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James (not to be confused with porn star Jayden Jaymes), and what great mother and devoted girlfriend doesn’t stop for a quick and awkward bikini pic to post to her Facebook for millions of people to see? A lot of people are really patting Britney on the back, telling her she looks great and all, as they should. A 32-year old mother of two in child star years might as well be a 56-year old mother of 12, so the fact that her skin hasn’t already fused to the fake leather seat of a Rascal scooter by now is a miracle of health. I just hope that someone reminded Britney to eventually exhale before she passed out on that giraffe skin floor.

(5) Comments

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    Al Bundy 03/28/2014 09:13

    Looks like she got her teeth capped.

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    Shortshanks 03/28/2014 10:43

    I don’t see any awkwardness……but I do see juiciness…..

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    Don Kieballs 03/28/2014 11:09

    This is what the inside of Britney Spears’ hotel room looks like? I think I’ve seen that painting before at an empanada stand down by the train station. Britney you have just humanized yourself and taken all the fun out of watching / hoping you spiral out of control. Oh well I guess I’ll always have Courtney Stodden and the Biebs.

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    Mud Nugget 03/28/2014 15:08

    I’d bang her kooky style

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    Beylerbey 03/28/2014 20:28

    Kevin Federline.



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