Oscar host Ellen DeGeneres is catching a shitload of flack from the transgender community for the only funny joke she made all night at The Oscars, pointing out that Liza Minnelli looks like a dude playing Liza Minnelli:
"Hello to the best Liza Minnelli impersonator I've ever seen. Good job, sir."People who support transgender rights have their various and assorted privates in a bunch about it. Ellen, who is the poster child for boring politically correct society, is now being called transphobic, which based on my single year of Latin tells me that Ellen hates things that change. I suppose in this case that means penis to vagina or vagina to penis. I've never been called transphobic before, it's yet to catch on as a standard charge against people who don't wholeheartedly support your right to be awesome. But I bet it hurts Ellen who even though she's kept her lady parts, likes to package herself like John Peterman. I'm sensing a fracture from the T's in the LGBT alliance. This isn't exactly the Russians moving into Crimea, but the Bisexuals better look out for the nad-swappers, there's going to be one glamorous fucking rumble.