Give It A Fucking Rest, Madonna

By Travis March 21, 2014 @ 11:00 AM

Now that 55-year old Madonna has learned what hashtags are, she is continuing her campaign of emptiness on Instagram by posting random stupid pictures with meaningless messages like #artforrevolution and #rebelheart. The latest is this photo of her with some bright gold armpit hair and the message “Long hair…… Don’t Care!!!!!!” because, oh my God, she’s so fucking brave, you guys. Women everywhere don’t shave their armpits, but look at the way that the wealthy old lady is really sticking it to modern society’s norms with an inch or two of hair that it probably fake. She’s really making everyone reconsider the way they look at art, and if this is any indication of what is considered “edgy” for a pop star, expect Miley Cyrus to be posting photos of her full bush by the end of the weekend.

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(4) Comments

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    dezigns 03/21/2014 11:59

    gross.
    at her age shes probably is sporting a full beard if she doesn’t shave her face.

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    ktroxell 03/21/2014 13:50

    WTF? We all know her natural body hair is black as night (see 1980′s muff shots). Somewhere in Africa a hyena is missing its fur.

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    Mud Nugget 03/21/2014 13:57

    Her relevance went the way of her period…

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    Burbank 03/21/2014 14:09

    Would. Still. Bang. (But double bag it first.)

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