If 81-year old Kim Novak hadn't shown up to the Academy Awards as a presenter, looking like a villain from Joel Schumacher's horrible Batman films and struggling to get through the script on the teleprompter, more people would probably be talking about Goldie Hawn's appearance. Or maybe not, because the 68-year old has a tendency to show up to almost everything looking like she just got out of bed and fell down a mountain of vodka bottles. For all we know, Goldie was returning to her hotel in London last night after 12 hours of feeding AIDS-stricken toddlers in a church, but I'm still going to lean towards the idea that she was getting hammered and felt up in a strip club for wealthy men over 80. She can probably still make a killing that way.
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