You don’t just get handed the title of international model. First, you have to model, second, you have to model internationally. I haven’t seen international model Jenna Bentley’s enormous yabbos since the scandal with her grinding on top of some old guy on the beach. Because you know it’s a scandal when some old guy with money is pawing some young big-titted model. As opposed to, say, the sole reason old guys want money in the first place. Nikki Sixx just married his third young model wife, I think this one is technically illegal for him to consummate in thirty-seven states. Everybody just threw environmentally-friendly faux California wedding rice and cheered his intergenerational union. That’s how it should be. Women clamored for years about how old men were perverts and how wrong it was for them to chase young slutty flesh. When women started making their own bones, the very first thing they did was seek out young boyfriends with hard abs and harder dicks to pony around to parties and keep their vaginas smiling into their golden years. Fuck yeah, this is America. You can do that kind of shit and be proud of it. Jenna Bentley isn’t a whore, she’s a hero. Technically, a whoro.
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