There are many ways to define the word hero. But if you’re my wingman when I hit on Kendall Jenner and you can maneuver her San Francisco Bay Bombers half-sister ten paces stage right, you are the fucking wind beneath my wings. I know somewhere in this world Lamar Odom is checking this out and weeping for the fine piece of ass he left behind. Which just goes to show the extent to which crack will fuck with your mind.
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