It used to be, you kind of knew what was on most of TV. If somebody mentioned a show, you'd either seen it, heard of it, or passed over it one night and found it stupid and shitty and starring Lorenzo Lamas. Now you need to bring back the last librarian on earth who still shelves under the Dewey Decimal System to find you source material on 80% of the shows somebody mentions. I can't even name half the channels let alone the crap they make on tight budgets to fill out the spaces in between the infomercials. Naomi Campbell apparently has a show called The Face on Oxygen which is just The Voice, but with models instead of singers. According to Russian model Kira Dikhtyar, Naomi hates Russians and badgered the shit out of her when she was a contestant on the show to the point that Kira needed ongoing psychiatric counseling following her appearance. Oxygen spokespeople denied Kira's claims but then Oxygen went ahead and paid for all her doctor bills, just because they're nice I guess. I'm going to go ahead and chalk this up to being another Incognito-Martin takes two to dance exchange. Naomi Campbell is a crazy wicked taunting bitch and this Kira chick is a sensitive closeted gay NFL lineman out of Stanford. That's the best I got.
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