Based on the holiday photos that Mariah Carey posts on her Instagram account, we could probably make a case that the private greeting cards that she sends to friends and family are downright pornographic. Nick Cannon's 44-year old wife showed off her St. Patrick's Day spirit yesterday by posting a special green-tinted photo of her in a bikini on a yacht and another picture that looks like an advertisement for a really bad strip club. Mariah's mom was actually of Irish descent, so it was tits ahoy as the singer celebrated her heritage. That is, after all, what St. Patrick's Day is all about, as millions of people get drunk, fight and vomit on each other to celebrate the memory of St. Patrick chasing all the snakes out of a large-breasted woman's shirt.
Mariah Carey's Breasts Celebrated St. Patrick
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