Natasha Oakley in A Bikini in Australia

By Lex March 11, 2014 @ 2:40 PM

Natasha Oakley Shows Off Her Bikini Body At Bondi Beach
There doesn’t seem to be many job options for Australian girls outside of bikini model. I think there’s also morning talk show host, beauty pageant contestant, and widow of Steve Irwin. That’s the gamut. If you get the bikini model gig, you get to travel the world and eventually marry a dude with money in real estate. If you don’t make it one of these prime categories, they just drop you Hunger Games in the bush and the kangaroos and dingos eat you. It’s a fucking vicious circle of life in a nation populated by former convicts. It’s like Northern Ohio, but with sunshine and winning sports franchises.

Photo Credit: Splash News

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    wayne44870 03/11/2014 17:05

    HEY! I’m from Northern Ohio!!!! Oh yeah right…never mind…carry on.

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