Natasha Oakley in A Bikini in Australia

March 12, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

There doesn’t seem to be many job options for Australian girls outside of bikini model. I think there’s also morning talk show host, beauty pageant contestant, and widow of Steve Irwin. That’s the gamut. If you get the bikini model gig, you get to travel the world and eventually marry a dude with money in real estate. If you don’t make it one of these prime categories, they just drop you Hunger Games in the bush and the kangaroos and dingos eat you. It’s a fucking vicious circle of life in a nation populated by former convicts. It’s like Northern Ohio, but with sunshine and winning sports franchises.

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