Fuck, we might as well concede. The interplanetary rectum invaders trading under the earthbound 138 Water DBA have conned our porn stars into working for them. You don’t just pull the Jedi Mind Trick on the intellectual powerhouse that is Nicole Aniston without some kind of brain powers several leagues ahead of humans in 2014. I bet these alien insurgents have Christina Ricci type massive cranial structures. If we’re lucky, maybe they’ll settle for subjugating the ultra reformed Jews and the Hmong people and give us back Malaysian Air 370 and leave. But I doubt it. Now would be the time to punch your annoying postman. Prepare for the end.
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