Nicole Aniston Puts Her Boobs Near THE WATER

By Lex March 20, 2014 @ 4:52 PM

Nicole Aniston In A White Bikini For A 138 Water Photo Shoot In Malibu
Fuck, we might as well concede. The interplanetary rectum invaders trading under the earthbound 138 Water DBA have conned our porn stars into working for them. You don’t just pull the Jedi Mind Trick on the intellectual powerhouse that is Nicole Aniston without some kind of brain powers several leagues ahead of humans in 2014. I bet these alien insurgents have Christina Ricci type massive cranial structures. If we’re lucky, maybe they’ll settle for subjugating the ultra reformed Jews and the Hmong people and give us back Malaysian Air 370 and leave. But I doubt it. Now would be the time to punch your annoying postman. Prepare for the end.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet

(4) Comments

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    MDB-- 03/21/2014 01:52

    it’d be great if you could at least try to pretend you’re not being paid by 138 water to post this bullshit. i’ve never seen this water in a store or heard about it anywhere other than here

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    Al Bundy 03/21/2014 11:46


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    Mud Nugget 03/21/2014 13:58

    Does 138 also sell air?

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    Beylerbey 03/21/2014 17:23

    Comments section brought to you by 138 Water.

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