The more expensive the clothes, the less they cover. Which makes sense, because you figure people who can afford a $2,000 outfit probably have the resources for a personal trainer or twenty bucks for a Vegan sprout salad at... READ MORE

Let’s concede the fact that Congressmen as a group are a swollen zit of incompetence, alcohol abuse, and petty ambition. Even the well-meaning Mr. Smiths quickly get assimilated into the polished turd  of big dollar democracy. Largely a group... READ MORE

George Lopez has been working way too hard. His fourth eponymously titled TV show is about to debut on FX, with the hope that this time somebody non-Hispanic in America will chuckle. He’s also still working the stand-up circuit,... READ MORE

Two men were arrested in Herkimer, NY for covering themselves in Jell-O and videotaping themselves fucking cows. Apparently, Reid Fontaine and Michael Jones had been calling on the slutty cows on the Herkimer dairy farm for a while. The... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian has to be the world’s most disappointing hooker. She’s the classic underachiever, a high draft pick that simply doesn’t pan out in the world of whoredom. Kim accepted $500,000 for a date night with Richard Lugner, the... READ MORE

Robin Thicke is trying everything he can think of to get Paula Patton to take him back. He’s apparently sending thousands of dollars worth of flowers to her house because he saw that work in a movie once. I... READ MORE

Kate Moss is a real woman with real woman feelings. She’s not some stoned Barbie doll existing merely for you to mock and ridicule. She’s a wife and a working mom and a contributing member of her society. Sometimes... READ MORE

Victoria’s Secret model and all-around attractive Brazilian woman Alessandra Ambrosio had a photo shoot in downtown Los Angeles yesterday, and it really challenged her to push her talents to the limits. At one point, she was wearing one dress,... READ MORE