Playboy Has Lost Its Mojo

By Lex March 07, 2014 @ 7:21 PM

Dylan Penn Shows Cleavage In The January 2014 Issue Of GQ
Playboy offered Sean Penn’s hot daughter $150K to do a couple nudies in their magazine. Dylan Penn said no. It’s not because Hugh rose out of his hermetically sealed sarcophagus two years ago and handed a bloated Lindsay Lohan $1 million to be digitally cleaned up in his magazine, it’s because she was just, meh. which magazine is Playboy again? Dylan Penn’s publicists will try to convince you she’s on the verge of breaking big as a fashion model. She booked a Gap Outlet shoot and I think she wore the Del Taco taco in a 2-for coupon ad. She’s no fashion model. Not every good looking celebrity kid is cut out for the runway. Kendall Jenner might have the brains of a slowly boiled turnip, but she’s tall and skinny and closely resembles a walking mannequin. Dylan’s short and curvy with big tits. Which means every man in the world wants to bone you, provided roid-rage daddy isn’t lurking about, but you can’t do the heroin zombie bit on the catwalk. She’s topless glamor model material. She could be great too. She’d be perfect for Playboy, if this were thirty years ago.

Photo Credit: GQ

(4) Comments

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    Admiral 03/07/2014 19:44

    I think she’s going for the “just got raped on the beach” look in that third picture. Some guys like that.

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    Beylerbey 03/07/2014 21:33

    Better known as The Natalee Holloway™

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 03/09/2014 02:25

    Just judging by famous women: face is mediocre and kind of mannish, tits are superb, stomach to hips ratio is poor. I would imagine that she has a flat ass. I’d rather boink her mom. (And yes, I did say boink)

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    thiswasyahoo 03/09/2014 15:59

    @Amy, you make $27h thats great going girl good for you! My story is that I quit working at shoprite to work online, seriously I couldn’t be happier I work when I want and where I want. And with a little effort I easily bring in $35h and sometimes even as much as $85h…heres a good example of what i’m doing , >>>>>>>>W­WW.D­ITJ­OB­S.C­O­M

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