Porn Stars Make Terrible Models

By Lex March 27, 2014 @ 2:18 PM

Nicole Aniston In A Bikini Top Falling Skirt For A 138 Water Shoot At Venice Beach
You can ask a porn star to shove a banana up her ass as she fellates the archetypal grocery delivery boy while a chihuahua barks at her nipples and all she’ll ask back is ‘You want me to finish Gary on the dog?’. But you ask them to look sexy in clothes, things get more complicated. Imagine the porn star brain is like a computer. Not one of those newfangled MacBooks. Maybe more like a 386 maxed out with Leisure Suit Larry. You can’t just start tasking it with new commands. It freezes up. This is the kind of shit the asshole interplanetary invaders from 138 Water don’t know. How could they? It might yet prove to be their missing dragon scale.

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(3) Comments

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    Hugh G. Rection 03/27/2014 15:10

    She’s so terrible because…why??

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    Don Kieballs 03/27/2014 16:01

    The sooner we can integrate porn stars into everyday society, the sooner the cashier at my local grocery store will let me do porn star things to her. So let’s cut Nicole a little bit of slack. Just because she ran out of ideas after 1) put arms above head, she still deserves some encouragement.

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    polinaloringbob 03/27/2014 18:02

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