Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio's trademark battle cry is "Forever on vacation,"which will definitely make the fives and sixes of the world feel pretty fucking awful about themselves, and the party kept going this past weekend at Coachella. When I think of Coachella, I think of bullshit wannabe hipsters who know absolutely nothing about music and instead want to gawk at a bunch of young, pampered celebrities who also know nothing about music, while bands charge out the ass to take advantage of thousands of drugged up and wasted idiots. I'm probably still not far off, but I can't really blame anyone for behaving like that when Alessandra and her gang of Brazilian models were walking around in bikinis. The event could be three days of Justin Bieber beatboxing while Lil Za sucks his dick, and I'd still probably say, "Yeah, but Alessandra Ambrosio's ass, you guys."
Photo Credits: Alessandra Ambrosio's Instagram