Anastasia Ashley Has an Ass Built for Burgers

April 23, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Mmm, burger and ass. That’s only been the best combination since the dawn of time. Sometimes, I’ll see a fine woman’s ass in a bikini and think to myself, man, how fat would I have to get eating Carl’s Jr. burgers before I could hit that. And I know she’s looking at me thinking, if you can eat all 1,800 calories in one mouth stuffing bite, I will ride you until your blood sugar drops you into a diabetic coma. Then I’ll go slag my real boyfriend who’s dining on his second bucket of Original Recipe at KFC. If life was kind enough to let you eat crappy fast food and still bang hot women, nobody would be so eager to get to heaven.

Photo Credit: Carl’s Jr/Twitter

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