Audrina Patridge is dumb as dirt. I think I can say that without being sued. I don't really know her intellectual quotient, but I'd estimate it as being in the range of foam peanut packing. That doesn't mean she doesn't deserve to be loved. Or to have her chest leered at when they air dropped her into Coachella and programmed her to smile and twirl her hair for three hours before returning to her LZ for pickup. She still got that Indio and Indian thing mixed up, but Audrina is always making lovable boners like that.
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