Cameron Diaz Explained Why She’s Single

By Travis April 24, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

Now that Cameron Diaz is 41-years old, a lot of people are starting to focus on the fact that she isn’t married and that she’s never had kids, which is really unfair to her. After all, it’s not her fault that she didn’t jump all over and tie herself to any of the millions of men who would have murdered in her honor during her prime. She just never found the right man or never felt the urge to create life, and maybe all she wants to do is keep making terrible romantic comedies and twerk with giant panda bears on her Tonight Show appearances. However, there might be another reason that she’s single, as she revealed a very interesting hygiene note to E! News at the premiere of The Other Woman on Monday night.

“I don’t believe in antiperspirant. It’s really bad for you. I haven’t used it for almost 20 years. You’re stinky, because you use antiperspirant. It keeps all the stink in. Let it go and just trim your armpit hair so it doesn’t hold onto the scent.”

That’s really good advice, and I bet she looks forward to sharing it with no one in another 20 years.

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(4) Comments

  1. avatar
    Admiral 04/24/2014 12:12

    She’s an idiot that doesn’t understand how antiperspirants work. Antiperspirants (anti-sweat) don’t “keep all the stink in” – they prevent your pores from gushing salty bio-liquids into your armpits so that bacteria can feast on it and release what they’ve eaten as smelly gasses. Less sweat equals less bacteria food equals less smell.

    Holy shit actors are dumb. This is why school is more important than money and fame, people.

  2. avatar
    Beylerbey 04/24/2014 14:30

    Except most of these vermin went to college.

  3. avatar
    Admiral 04/24/2014 15:00

    Damn, then I don’t know what the problem is. Poison in the water supply? Liberalism? Some other brain-damaging toxin?

  4. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 04/24/2014 16:39

    Beyler, many of them went to college. Very few actually graduated.

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