Cara Delevingne Misses Her Lady’s Tongue

By Lex April 14, 2014 @ 3:30 PM

Cara Delevingne Hides From The Press With Her Sister Poppy At Coachella
Cara Delevingne has become enslaved to the dark draw of the Michelle Rodriguez power tongue. By the time you’ve invited Michelle into your sacred keep, your clitoral fate has already been sealed. Cara can only go out in the moonlight and must hide her face from the camera flashes as the luminescence makes her labia singe. Coachella seemed like a horrible choice of venues for a young woman now living in the shadows of her own Sapphic desires. In the overnight hours Michelle would approach the gates of the Empire Polo Grounds and transform into a Lycan pussy hound, puncturing the carotids of any female who had so much as looked with desire upon her young concubine. Even for a Lilith Fair, that’s a lot of unexplained lesbian deaths.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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(2) Comments

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    Thank you for covering your weird alien face. Shame you couldn’t pull it off in every picture.

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