Joanna Krupa’s Ass Might be Headed West

By Lex April 18, 2014 @ 4:21 PM

Joanna Krupa Shows Off Her Booty In A Minidress In West Hollywood
If you love seeing sliced up middle aged married crones getting loaded and screaming at each other before falling down and crying about their lives, then you probably give a shit about the Real Housewives shows on Bravo! Also, if you’re gay and you’re going to a dinner party any time soon, you should probably catch up. There’s a rumor that model and alleged former escort Joanna Krupa is being moved from the Real Housewives of Miami to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She’s even put her swank Miami condo on the block. In the world of cheesecake eating ladies whose asses carry the patterned designs of their sofas, this is basically Babe Ruth being traded from the Red Sox to the Yankees. Or sold as he was. Which is more apropos given Joanna’s past. I mean, alleged past. Not that I look down on working ladies. Though I am one of those guys who proudly says he’s never paid for sex in his life while having been bankrupted by every single girl he’s ever slept with. Which has nothing to do with Joanna’s ass which was spotted in Los Angeles just yesterday. Bravo nation, start sucking harder on those Brach’s candies, this deal might be going down.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News

(4) Comments

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    Admiral 04/18/2014 19:32

    She is perfect. I hear she drinks the blood of babies in order to stay young. If I had a baby I would give her a discount on blood any day of the week.

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    Beylerbey 04/18/2014 20:14

    God I love hookers.

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    bujawevu 04/19/2014 00:13

    I buy almost everything except food and clothing from online auctions most people aren’t aware of the almost unbelievable deals that they can get from online auction sites the site that has the best deals is

    I checked with the BBB and was told that it is all legit. How they can sell gift cards, laptops, cameras, and all kinds of goodies that we all want for 50-90% off, I don’t know I do know that I bought my son an ipad there for less than $100 and my husband a $250 Low gift
    cards for $48Why would I even think about shopping anyþlace else?

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    rdd 04/20/2014 21:14

    I just think that Joanna is just a gorgeous gorgeous woman. She is so hot.

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