Kate Upton Wants Smaller Boobs

By Jack April 14, 2014 @ 1:34 PM

Professional hot chick Kate Upton made a horrifying confession: She wishes she had smaller boobies. It’s like finding out that Santa Claus is just your mom’s drunk boyfriend Earl. It’s a weird thing for her to say as her breasteses are the main reason she’s rich and famous and spending weekends in the Four Seasons with the world’s most eligible bachelors. No offense to her myriad of other skills such as giggling, smiling, and pretending she doesn’t take shits. Kate’s main reason for wanting to join tiny titty club involves her desire to be able to go braless without everybody ogling her yum yums:

“I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs. Every single day, I’m like, ‘Oh, man, it would be so much easier,’ especially if people didn’t constantly bring them up.”

I don’t buy that last part. In this business you got to take any buzz you can, even if it’s about how much people want to motorboat your sweater hams. You may recall Kate has been on this ‘don’t think of me when you jackoff’ kick where she wants men to stop thinking about putting a sock in her mouth as they bang her over the end of a hotel room sofa like I am this very second. I guess you don’t really know how hard another person has it until you walk a mile in their shoes or spend a day in their D-cup bra. Still, I’m guessing there’s none chance Kate actually goes and makes her tits smaller, as she can at any time. There’s bitching and then there’s bitching and stupid. Without that chest, Kate isn’t starring in The Other Woman, she’s just cleaning up the theater after the showing.

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(2) Comments

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