Kylie Jenner's Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman Whore

Kylie Jenner In Daisy Dukes Leaving Sugarfish In Calabasas Kylie Jenner finds it insulting that people insist she's had plastic surgery just because she comes from a family obsessed with plastic surgery, mom, dad, sisters, I think the dog had a scrotal tuck. Also because even though she's only how ever many fake years old, she looks pretty different than she did a year or two ago. Some website went to the trouble of documenting the change in the size of her lips, which I guess isn't technically surgery, just collagen injections or rubbing poison ivy plucked from Khloe's fresh dung onto your lips to make them ducky.

It really is easy to forget Kylie is just sixteen. You know, given that she's been out of school for two years, is a TV star, has multiple merchandising lines, and tools around in her luxury SUV, Still, I can't help recall the time Kim went on some stupid TV show to get x-rays to prove she didn't have butt implants. No, just the tender blubber of slaughtered baby narwhals shot into her ass like so many black athletes looking to add their name to the list. A bit of the parsing of words, or as the Kardashians call them, those letters altogether thingees. I'd judge Kylie more if I wasn't staring at her under-aged ass, which while perfectly legals, still seems pretty damn creepy. I like to think this is a safe place to share.

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