What Is The Exact Opposite Of A MILF?

By Travis April 25, 2014 @ 9:00 AM

MTV held its big Upfront event last night in New York City to announce that the network is still in the business of making of the worst and most morally reckless shows on television, which is why Snooki and JWoww seemed so proud to help announce that their show has been renewed for a fourth season. This is pretty big news for the best friends and stars of the Jersey Shore series, because they’re both pregnant right now and could probably use plenty of extra money. While this is JWoww’s first child, Snooki is already due to pop out hell spawn No. 2 in September, and these little pooping monsters cost a ton of money. Every penny that goes into buying diapers, baby food and new clothes means less for Jager and weed, so this MTV paycheck is basically keeping these two women out of poverty.

Photo Credit: Snooki’s Instagram

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(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Trommel 04/25/2014 13:44

    It pains me that these two are considered celebrities. I guess that argument can be made in reference to many people who are “on Tv”. TV….people still watch that? It’s like internet for dummies. Last time I saw it, I was in jail. They stole my weed, damnit! At least they gave me a check for the 80 bucks they took out of my wallet…that I couldn’t cash ’til the next day because it was after 5 o’clock when they released me after holding me for 12 hours for smoking something that they can’t tax. Boooooo!

  2. avatar
    bread15 04/26/2014 19:06

    MITUS: Mom I’d Throw Up Seeing

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