After Audrina Patridge takes her memory milk in the evenings to help her sleep, she never knows exactly where she'll wake up in the morning. It's a fun game that kids who got held back a couple times in kindergarten get to play throughout their lives. In this case, she came to in Maya Riviera. That's the brand new city just south of Cancun the Mexican tourism industry invented so unlike Acapulco and Ensenada, when you Google it 'Cartel beheadings' won't be your first search result. Audrina was hired by the new Hard Rock hotel there to walk around aimlessly on the beach in her bikini. Every couple hours Audrina becomes self-aware and lets out a little Roadrunner meep meep sound. Short of that, she's the perfect sandwich board.
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