Audrina Patridge In A Bikini

By Lex May 08, 2014 @ 1:34 PM

Audrina Patridge In A Bikini For The Hard Rock Riviera Maya Mexico Grand Opening
After Audrina Patridge takes her memory milk in the evenings to help her sleep, she never knows exactly where she’ll wake up in the morning. It’s a fun game that kids who got held back a couple times in kindergarten get to play throughout their lives. In this case, she came to in Maya Riviera. That’s the brand new city just south of Cancun the Mexican tourism industry invented so unlike Acapulco and Ensenada, when you Google it ‘Cartel beheadings’ won’t be your first search result. Audrina was hired by the new Hard Rock hotel there to walk around aimlessly on the beach in her bikini. Every couple hours Audrina becomes self-aware and lets out a little Roadrunner meep meep sound. Short of that, she’s the perfect sandwich board.

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(4) Comments

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    MacDaddy 05/08/2014 14:29

    where did her ass go?

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    Hugh G. Rection 05/08/2014 15:39

    She is the poster child for modern breast augmentation surgery. Just really well done.

    Good catch on her assless ass, Mac. I was too busy staring at her bolt ons to notice.

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    Hugh G. Rection 05/08/2014 16:05

    Ok I’m back. Did the research. Turns out this chick never had an ass in the first place! All this time and I never looked below her waist. Ha!

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    Gildorg 05/08/2014 19:27

    She had an ass, and I would be happy to bang that ass until my dick fell off.

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