Emily Blunt Took Tom Cruise To A Sex Club (VIDEO)

By Travis May 16, 2014 @ 9:00 AM

Emily Blunt was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night to promote her new film Edge of Tomorrow, which stars Tom Cruise, and she told a story about how Tom was so eager to be a part of the gang that he asked to join Emily and her husband John Krasinski in whatever they were doing for Matt Damon’s birthday one night. John thought it would be a great idea to go to a London sex club, so they did and Tom happily went along with them. That’s where the story suddenly stops, though, which means that Tom probably asked them to join the church of Scientology, offered John a large sum of money to let him marry Emily instead, cried and stomped his feet like a tiny adult when they said no, and then threatened to lock them both up in the Scientology sea dungeon if they told anyone else about what happened that night. I’m not saying that actually happened, but I’m spitballing and it sounds pretty realistic.

(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 05/16/2014 10:41

    Maybe he asked John to marry him.

  2. avatar
    Shortshanks 05/16/2014 11:59

    So….she choose not to reveal just how many dicks he took up the ass…??

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