Jaden Smith Wears A White Batman Suit To Kim And Kanye’s Wedding

By Lex May 27, 2014 @ 2:45 PM

Jaden Smith Wears A White Batman Suit To Kim And Kanye's Wedding
This weekend I had the privilege to watch a butcher at an international market carve up pork uterus into easy home cooking portions. Now I can forever more say shit like, yeah, that’s horrible, but not as bad as watching a guy slice up a pig’s uterus. Like this photo of Jaden Smith in the white batman costume he felt compelled to wear to Kim and Kanye’s wedding. It’s unclear why Jaden likes to be seen in public in trainable superhero costumes, the most important thing is that his parents allow his wild rumpuses to continue so as not to stunt his budding genius. Will Smith’s developmentally challenged son in the Kim and Kanye wedding photo booth isn’t so horrible. Even inviting in his fellow crystal cult member and platonic underaged sexual experimentation buddy Kylie Jenner isn’t all that horrible. But Joe Francis squeezing into the picture. That’s fucking pig uterus.

Photo Credit: Instagram

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(6) Comments

  1. avatar
    Al Bundy 05/27/2014 15:05

    Wait…….Joe Francis was invited to the Kardashian wedding???

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    BiebersStrapon 05/27/2014 15:17

    What a silly negro.

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    Beylerbey 05/27/2014 15:31

    And you really think this little sprog is getting into pussy? Nigga, please.

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    Mud Nugget 05/27/2014 18:46

    Just when you thought this whole thing couldn’t get creepier…enter Joe Francis

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    miche the killer 05/27/2014 19:38

    you know how little kids wear costumes to, like, the grocery store & on all sorts of errands just before Halloween? Because they’re, ya know, about 6 years old? yeah. This wedding was the attention whoring olympics. He not only came and outdid the bride, he wore white.

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    Hugh G. Rection 05/27/2014 23:19

    Wait. You can eat pork uterus? What’s it taste like??

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