Madonna’s Old Nips Had To Stay Home

May 6, 2014 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Poor, old, pathetic and desperate Madonna. All she wanted to do last night was attend the Met Gala, but when she shared the dress that she wanted to wear with Anna Wintour, Madonna was told, “Not this year.” As you can see in the photo that she posted on Instagram, the dress she picked out would have had her 55-year old tits on full display for everyone at the event, and we all owe Anna a great deal of gratitude for keeping us from having to see those things. Unfortunately, Madonna claims that she used the free time last night to stay home and work on music instead, so fuck you very much for that, Anna Wintour.

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