North Korea Calls Obama A ‘Crossbreed Monkey Who Should Live in Africa’

By Lex May 08, 2014 @ 12:53 PM

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The Korean Central News Agency, the official press arm of the North Korean government, has been trying to boost sagging subscription numbers with some rather epic racist rants in their little newspaper. They’ve got columnists calling out other world leaders for being, in their words, homos and prostitutes and whores, only they used the local slang so nobody outside Korean would notice so much. On Obama’s recent tour of Asia, they took a turn at the U.S. President, calling him a ‘wicked black monkey’ and comparing him to a primate in his appearance:

…it would be perfect for Obama to live with a group of monkeys in the world’s largest African natural zoo and lick the bread crumbs thrown by spectators.

Later on I think they compared him to Curious George and told him to hold balloons and fly over New York. Some race baiters just don’t know when they’ve taken an analogy too far. North Korean voodoo political philosophy is in large part based on their view of being racially pure super-beings. Like most over the top racists, they’re dead broke with fucked up teeth sitting on their broken porch with a couple old guns pointed at the world. It’s doubtful Obama will publicly respond to this obviously provocative nonsense, but after Magic Johnson has some time to reflect on Twitter, I would expect Adam Silver to move quickly and urge the Board of Governors to strip North Korea of their NBA franchise.

wwtdd

(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    EatMyAss 05/08/2014 14:54

    So you’re saying that North Korea’s journalism is actually more fact-based than anything reported within the US itself?

    Color me surprised.

  2. avatar
    Admiral 05/08/2014 16:05

    Bahahaha. I never thought I’d have the urge to high-five North Korea.

  3. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 05/08/2014 16:14

    It took the better part of a century, but there’s finally something that the majority of Americans and Kim Jong Un can agree on.

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