Polaroids of Marisa Miller Testing Bikinis for SI

By Lex May 07, 2014 @ 4:39 PM

Marisa Miller Models Bikinis In Polariods For The 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
Good news. Marisa Miller has yet to find another job outside of swimsuit modeling. From the looks of these Polaroids, Marisa will be an active participant in creating draft images for SI, ultimately to be airbrushed, scraped, pixelated, nipples extracted, and properly hued, colored, and disfigured for presentation next February in the Swimsuit Edition. It’s not that I can’t enjoy cartoon versions of hot girls with big tubes in bikinis. It’s just that they pale in comparison to candid Polaroids that look like they were shot by Turkish sex slave abductors.

Photo Credit: Sports Illustrated

(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    Beylerbey 05/07/2014 19:27

    Let Heaven exist, though my place be in Hell.

  2. avatar
    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 05/08/2014 12:22

    How do you look at those big beautiful pushed up/together TITs and say nah give me a mans hairy Ass instead.

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    Don Kieballs 05/08/2014 17:25

    Marisa Miller is my all time favourite. I would push Kate Upton into a gutter to get to Marisa Miller. Marisa Miller is the ultimate argument for human cloning. If all women looked like Marisa Miller there would be no greed, no war, no need to ever leave the house. I’m serious about this.

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