With guns hard to obtain if you’re not in organized crime, Japanese stalkers are forced to grab household implements to attack their celebrities in meet and greet lines. Unlike in the U.S. where only honor students with unblemished records snap, in Japan a 24-year old high school dropout grabbed a saw and tried to cut up several members of the girl pop group AKB48. They’re not so much a group as a crowd sourced gang of about a hundred teen school girls who preen on stage to fulfill the Japanese quota for pederastic white cotton panties fueled masturbation. They girl members rotate in and out of the group with their fans deciding who ultimately makes the top team. It’s like the Japanese version of Menudo if the boys in Menudo giggled a lot about hot boys. So, Ricky Martin. The two injured members of the group were euthanized and swiftly replaced with cute wide-eyed Japanese girls who have the ability to almost pronounce basic English phrases and look way too young to be in lingerie.
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