Scout Willis Topless Protesting Instagram

By Lex May 28, 2014 @ 4:32 PM

I guess Scout Willis is fed up with Instagram snatching away her accounts for showing off her titties, so she’s showing off her titties on Twitter. It all makes sense if you’ve got lots of free time and you live in New York where a new boob empowerment revolution is taking place. Not surprising, like most other topless revolutions led by women, the girls who can curry some favor with the site of their yabbos are hiding them, while the girls from Vassar who dig the shawarma are taking off their tops in Manhattan to find their inner Lena Dunham. Nevertheless, I’ve never met a topless protest I didn’t at least stop to ask, ‘Hey, tell me your cause so I can pretend to be interested in it while I stare at you and your roommates tits. By the way, hers are nicer.’

Photo credit: Scout Willis Twitter

(6) Comments

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    Beylerbey 05/28/2014 16:56

    That’s more like it. This is the lesson all ugly girls should learn, and learn early.

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    Mud Nugget 05/28/2014 17:37

    Ya know a paper bag and she ain’t half bad…

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    GHUA 05/28/2014 18:36

    Her parents are collectively worth an estimated $300 million and this is what she wants to be known for? Sad.

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    Hugh G. Rection 05/29/2014 00:21

    Mud, a 50-gallon contractor bag wouldn’t be big enough. Bleccchh.

    She set for life so it’s impossible to feel sorry for her. But it is hard to believe she came out of Demi Moore.

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    Maybe_Observer 05/29/2014 17:10

    I have a strict policy against disparaging naked tit shots…..

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