Casey Cohen in a Bikini, She’s Maybe Jay-Z’s New Lay (Maybe, Don’t Fucking Sue Me, Jay-Z)

By Lex June 09, 2014 @ 6:17 PM

Casey Cohen In A Green Bikini At The Beach In Long Island
Who really knows who’s railing who? Just the two people involved and maybe the best friend selling the rumors to the gossip rags. Beyonce is reportedly crushed by rumors of Jay-Z banging other women, you know, that unexpected thing that happens in 100% of celebrity marriages. Casey Cohen is on some Bravo show called the Princesses of Long Island. I’m not going to investigate that sheizen fare, but according to her bio, she’s an art student at NYU and hostess at 1OAK nightclub where Jay-Z frequents:

When she isn’t working on her art or staying fit, she works for the hospitality company. She is very passionate about art and education and is always finding a way to give back.

So, I don’t know, let’s call her a hostess to be kind to good looking art majors in New York trying to pay their rent. Hooker just seems cruel, especially for a princess. According to the same gossip rags, Beyonce is either furious that her husband is dipping his rapper wick elsewhere, or she’s also having a sit-on-dick fling with her Dutch bodyguard just like Heidi Klum. I guess both could be true. This unfounded scandalous news is either the end to one fabulous A-lister marriage or some conveniently timed publicity for Jay-Z and Beyonce launching their joint summer tour. Either way, expect Blue Ivy to redouble her efforts to escape her subterranean enclosure and crawl to a grounded white lesbian couple in Hollywood that will raise her to be environmentally conscious.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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