Dov Charney Loses His Job, Keeps His Dick

By Lex June 20, 2014 @ 5:39 PM

Dov Charney Speaks At The 2005 LA Fashion Awards
We really need to carve out a Constitutional exception for sexual misconduct and harassment and all such gross behavior rules such as it relates to the fashion and modeling industries. There is no difference between the world of women’s fashion and the porn or prostitution or New Jersey cement business. Sleazy pits of fetid water rife with predators, creeps, and miscreants. Who doesn’t know this? As head of American Apparel, Dov Charney liked to walk around his offices half naked, stroke his dick at rather inappropriate times, ask his female employees to show him their kitties and set him up with their slutty Asian friends. I’m not in a position to judge him on that last one.

Everybody put up with Dov’s gross male shit when times were good because they wanted the paycheck. Plus he’s Canadian and we all know how blood thirsty Canadians deal with squeaky wheels. Those who were more opportunistic sought justice in the form of legal settlements. His company paid out a ton. No criminal complaints, no arrests, no legal cases ever being fully adjudicated. Just cash. In the last couple of years the American Apparel brand tanked, it’s Made in America pledge became burdensomely expensive in the face of sweatshop competition. The company lost a hundred million last year. Creditors are banging on the door. So, now, after fifteen years of waving his dick around like it was Excalibur, Dov Charney suddenly gets ousted by the board for his crude sexual behavior. Because the only color that matters is money, even if the money is slightly tarnished by Dov Charney’s jizz because he thought that was a hilarious gag.

Photo Credit: Getty, American Apparel

(5) Comments

  1. avatar
    dezigns 06/21/2014 09:55

    Glad to see this freakin pervert gone.
    I have always hated this jerk.
    I knew he was a perv from the first time I saw his interview.

  2. avatar
    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 06/21/2014 10:27

    Are we sure this isn’t Terry Richardson with dumbo’s ears?

  3. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 06/21/2014 11:10

    This guy looks like something straight out of a nazi propaganda poster.

  4. avatar
    Admiral 06/23/2014 13:41

    When good looking men pull this shit it’s called flirting – when ugly men do this it’s sexual assault. How is that fair?

  5. avatar
    Beylerbey 06/23/2014 18:08

    The office Alpha asks you, in a joking way, to suck him off and you just giggle.

    The office shlub tells you you like nice and it becomes a near-rape in your mind.

    This is part of why I love women so much: they are creatures of purest chaos.

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