Dr. Oz has finally admitted that he's completely full of shit, a realization I came to while watching him stroll through a colon on a muted television in the Jiffy Lube waiting area. Oz has been promoting pretty much anything that grows in a little league outfield as a cure for weight loss to his audience of fatties. Oz admitted to a Senate panel that unroasted coffee can't give you a six pack and that grinding Frosted Flakes with a pestle and mortar won't make your tits bigger. He doesn't actually care that people are being duped into buying these products, he's just pissed that companies are using his likeness to sell them without giving him a cut. His best advice would be switch off the TV and get off your ass, but he can't monetize healthy living.
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