Ellen Page Eases Into Butch

By Lex June 09, 2014 @ 9:01 AM


It’s hard to miss the joy in Ellen Pages’s face since finally told the last three people in the world that didn’t know that she was gay that she is gay. It’s not just the emotional weight off the shoulders, it’s the ability to dress up like a grumpy middle aged man and walk your bitch around The Grove because she wants to do some shopping. You’d rather be drinking a brew and watching LeBron, but you’re lady needs some tampons and a new blouse or some such shit. Welcome to the fold, Ellen. You have no idea how awesome this man’s life is.

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(7) Comments

  1. avatar
    BiebersStrapon 06/09/2014 10:22

    How the fück did Lex’s writing get worse over the weekend? Goddamn retard.

  2. avatar
    Al (Ted) Bundy 06/09/2014 11:55

    Why is it that when she has her collar twisted up on one side it’s edgy and ironic. When I do it it’s because I’m a slob. Lucky carpet munchers.

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    Hugh G. Rection 06/09/2014 13:08

    She was a perfectly good lipstick lesbian, why the fvck is she going butch? Seems like she’s a little confused.

    Anyways. I put the over/under on her going back to the cock at 36 months.

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    Beylerbey 06/09/2014 20:04

    Proof that most Hollywood lesbians are simply sick of makeup. And probably shaving.

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    somethingorother 06/10/2014 00:27

    That’s some recently unemployed actress Shannon Woodward right there.

  6. avatar
    Admiral 06/10/2014 11:22

    Ew, gross. Her Duchess of Nottingham (that princess of… London? I don’t know my royals) look-alike is kinda cute, tho.

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    Admiral 06/10/2014 11:24

    Kate. Kate… something. Her sister has a fine ass. She’s married to the balding prince… Prince… whatshisface. Dammit I should know their names by now. You know who I’m talking about.

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