FEMEN Members Suck Dildos Because They Care

By Lex June 09, 2014 @ 2:26 PM

FEMEN Members Protest With Dildos In Brussels
Before their French twist, FEMEN was pretty much your standard awkward titty feminists with angry slogans shrieking outside an economic summit or pro-life institution or McDonald’s in Bucharest. Now, they’ve got wigs and props and somebody who learned how to write passable naughty English phrases. I don’t care whose side you’re on in this debate over whatever the hell it is that has your boy shorts ┬áin a bunch, if you see a couple dozen topless girls sucking dildos with slogans on the ground in Brussels, you’re going to look. You’ll read some anti-G7, anti-Putin shit on a plastic cock and maybe, just maybe, you’ll challenge some of your longstanding beliefs on geopolitics. It’s unfortunate that women have to get naked in public just to be heard, though it’s unclear as to unfortunate for whom.

Photo Credit: Getty

(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    BiebersStrapon 06/09/2014 14:54

    They do it because they care, but why does Lex do it?

    Does he just miss the feeling of cock in his mouth?

  2. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 06/09/2014 16:18

    I wonder how much it pays to be a FEMEN girl? And where does the money come from? They sure seem to have quite a travel budget.

  3. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 06/09/2014 16:25

    Just noticed they are sucking those dicks upside down. Is that some kind of political statement??

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