Halle Berry Has to Support Her Baby Daddy

The day women started getting into the ‘I’ll bang hot young models because I can’ game is the day they opened themselves up for all the shit that comes after. Like Halle Berry being ordered to pay $200K a year in support to the French Canadian dude she boned until she got knocked up and realized she didn’t want to spend forever with a male model. The monthly checks aren’t meant to cover the cologne and ear muff purchases of Gabriel Aubry, they’re meant to assist Gabriel in having a not so shitty home so when their joint kid comes to visit dad she won’t be living without nannies and high thread count sheets and organic gluten free living oatmeal. This just in case the lucrative hand modeling and shaving commercial gigs slow down. In short, Frenchie gets to live off the kid. Nahla. It’s Swahili for gift. Just like Daddy done got.

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