Jonah Hill Apology Tour Continues (VIDEO)

By Lex June 04, 2014 @ 1:24 PM

Jonah Hill and his ‘no, this isn’t a joke, I’m really horribly sorry for calling somebody a faggot’ tour made a whistle stop on the Tonight Show last night. There’s no real bigger celebrity mea culpa stage than the Tonight Show. Celebrities, politicians, and wacky zoo animals have been going on that show for decades now and asking a sympathetic studio audience and the rest of America for forgiveness. Jonah added some choked up, tearful pauses to his previous apology runs, making this jaded viewer cry right along with him. He also appended the letter ‘Q’ to the LGBT acronym. ‘Questioning’ has only recently become a common add-on to the traditional activist moniker, providing bona fides for Jonah’s true gay good guy insider status. Jonah’s apology tour next takes him to Ellen who will gently ease her strap-on into his mouth while forcing him to admit that Portia tastes just like cinnamon. Then she’ll piss on his feet and dub him free of homophobia. At some point, this fat fuck needs to stop putting himself through the hand-ringer and get back to hugging all those gay best friends and co-workers he keeps mentioning.

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(4) Comments

  1. avatar
    Beylerbey 06/04/2014 17:13

    “It is pleasant, when the sea is high and the winds are dashing the waves about, to watch from the shore the struggles of another.”

    –Lucretius

  2. avatar
    Johnny Big Rig 06/05/2014 04:39

    Oh shut up Beyler.. He goes on Colbert and gets a comical free pass on it, but if someone with a remotely “right wing” vibe did something like this, their career would be over, or they’d be taking it up the chute from Leftywood for the rest of their lives.

    The hypocrisy is delicious from the shadow zealots.

  3. avatar
    rv84 06/05/2014 04:48

    I’ve been a long time fan of jonah hill and his movies this has changed the way i think of him and i will not look forward to his films from now on. Great job on ruining your career.

  4. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 06/05/2014 09:23

    Faggot. Faggot. Faggot. Faggot. Faggot.

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