I’m not sure if Kendall Jenner has any plans for after high school, I mean, for after watching her friends graduate high school, but she could do worse than a $1 million indecent proposal from adult webcam purveyors Jasmin.com. In fact, she’s probably doing worse at this very moment, that horny little latchkey minx.
We’d like you [Kendall Jenner] to review a compensation package of over $1,000,000 for a 90 days partnership, spending only one hour per day streaming live on our website from the comfort of your own home. — Jerry Jardene, Marketing Director, Jasmin.com
That comfort of your own home part sounds nice. I’d do just about anything from the comfort of my own home. Will I shave your feral monkey? Um, maybe. Do I have to leave my house? I could see this offer as a swift reject were it not for the Kardashian Occam’s Razor which states that among the competing possibilities, the outcome where a Kardashian gets paid is assumed to be true. According to Jasmin.com, Kendall Jenner’s final cut of the webcam revenue could be in excess of $5 million at the end of just three months. Getting paid for sex is like a Kardashian bat mitzvah. Today, you are real woman, Kendall. Mazel tov.
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