Kendall Jenner Offered Millions For Adult Webcam Work

By Lex June 18, 2014 @ 9:00 AM

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I’m not sure if Kendall Jenner has any plans for after high school, I mean, for after watching her friends graduate high school, but she could do worse than a $1 million indecent proposal from  adult webcam purveyors Jasmin.com. In fact, she’s probably doing worse at this very moment, that horny little latchkey minx.

We’d like you [Kendall Jenner] to review a compensation package of over $1,000,000 for a 90 days partnership, spending only one hour per day streaming live on our website from the comfort of your own home.  – Jerry Jardene, Marketing Director, Jasmin.com

That comfort of your own home part sounds nice. I’d do just about anything from the comfort of my own home. Will I shave your feral monkey? Um, maybe. Do I have to leave my house? I could see this offer as a swift reject were it not for the Kardashian Occam’s Razor which states that among the competing possibilities, the outcome where a Kardashian gets paid is assumed to be true. According to Jasmin.com, Kendall Jenner’s final cut of the webcam revenue could be in excess of $5 million at the end of just three months. Getting paid for sex is like a Kardashian bat mitzvah. Today, you are real woman, Kendall. Mazel tov.

Photo credit: Splash News

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(6) Comments

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 06/18/2014 12:35

    I see 100 better looking females every time I walk 20 blocks in NYC. Who is so obsessed with this family? I dont get it.

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    BiebersStrapon 06/18/2014 12:50

    The Kardouchians are all clearly lacking a chromosome or two, but if I had the cash I’d still give a million just to assrape this whore so she could lick my knob clean afterward.

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    Mud Nugget 06/18/2014 19:25

    I heard she is packaging her do-do and selling it

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 06/18/2014 23:39

    Biebs, she would probably do it for a lot less than that.

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    poppyerin 06/25/2014 12:07

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