Kendra Wilkinson and Husband Hank Seem Happy

Will he be handsome? Will he bring me flowers? Will he be masturbating a she-male in Sherman Oaks while I’m eight months pregnant and making rent solo again. They really do need to update those wedding fantasy card games for girls. Kendra may be an unstable junkie stripper with cutting issues but she’s also industrious. Sometimes that industry was rimming Hef, but a job is a job. Kendra deserves better than having a husband cruising for tranny Mr. Goodbar in the warm Valley evenings.

During their first romp, “They mutually masturbated her and he touched her breasts and penis,” the source claims. “The entire encounter lasted probably about 15, 20 minutes.”

Hank, I know it’s creepy enticing that a human person might have tits and a dick and be hosting twenty minutes away in the Jewish Alps. But you’re relatively famous.  Your two grand hush money is squat compared to what an ambitious tranny can make from TMZ or RadarOnline for gift-wrapping your Crying Game. He-bitch got twenty easy and now you’re sleeping in a motel down the road from your wife and two little kids. Next time, keep your dick in your pants. And tell your girlfriend to do the same.

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