L.A. Mayor Is a Regular Guy (VIDEO)

By Matt June 18, 2014 @ 9:41 AM

In an attempt to portray himself as anything other than a fifth generation politician android running LA further into the ground, mayor Eric Garcetti celebrated the Kings winning the Stanley Cup by being super staged and embarrassing.

“There are two rules in politics, they say never ever be pictured with a drink in your hand, and never swear, but this is a big fucking day.”

Those are the only two rules in politics? What about receiving payoffs and lying to voters? There is nothing more depressing than seeing an elected official try to be just one of the guys. This had all the authenticity of John Kerry fumbling with the clutch on a rented Harley. What is happening to America? In Canada the mayors are smoking crack with Lebanese hookers and daring the public to ask for an apology. Garcetti wouldn’t have the nerve to fart at a slumber party.

wwtdd

(5) Comments

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 06/18/2014 12:33

    I will give the man credit, it was pretty funny. That being said, this douchebag politician went around waving his arms like he scored the game winning goal. Keep politicians of any persuasion out of sports. They are all losers just trying to steal some publicity. My favorite politician sports quote was back when Sosa and McGwire were competing for the single season home run record (currently held by Barroid Bonds). Ted Kennedy wanted to thank “Sammy Sooser and Mike McGwire” for their incredible accomplishments.

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    Beylerbey 06/18/2014 15:37

    Politicians and sports deserve each other. In fact, considering that spectator sports are the most effective distraction ever devised and the main reason American “men” would rather sit on their couches than take on the state, I’d say modern politics owes its life to modern sports. Own it.

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 06/18/2014 23:36

    You have some pretty simpleminded ideas, have you been drinking? If you dont like watching sports, fine. If you think their salaries are obscene, fine. If you think the government is corrupt and awful mainly because people watch sports, you are a tinfoil hat wearing tardboy. Own it.

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    Doctor Mindbender 06/19/2014 06:31

    I thought it was “Never get caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.”

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    Beylerbey 06/19/2014 15:45

    Because you have so much invested in grown men chasing balls from one end of a fvkcing field to another that you have to strike a brave, brave blow on behalf of Your Teamâ„¢ Against whom? A politician who apparently knows what idiot language he has to speak to get votes.

    Did I call you a prancing prison bitch the last time you ran your faggot mouth? Let me know because I’d hate to start repeating myself. Thanks kid.

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