Life couldn’t be better for Lea Michele. She’s got a hit TV show inspiring sexually unsure teens to become even more unsure. Her dead boyfriend proved a treasure trove for songwriters penning songs of Lea overcoming adversity. Her new male escort boyfriend seems extremely attached to her after completing a credit check. And now she’s learning to surf so she can paddle with her eels out to the royal palace to seek revenge on King Triton. Wrap that shit up with a bow. It’s a Lea Michele Christmas.
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