Nicolas Cage Wears Crazy Well

By Matt June 10, 2014 @ 9:35 AM

Nicholas Cage Looking Might Crazy

In a meta example of psych ward behavior, Nicolas Cage was photographed at a Guns ‘N Roses concert wearing a T-shirt of himself looking completely insane, while he himself looked completely insane. He added to his nut job appearance by donning half of the accessories available in Aisle 6 at the local Halloween costume shop. Cage’s recent eccentric behavior includes dramatic overspending on basic household items such as dinosaur bones, purchasing burial rites in a pyramid, electing to dine upon only animals that have engaged in sexual behavior, and hair implants so complex they had to be inserted by that robot that beat Kasparov in chess. Cage used to dress all preppy and button down masking the fog of insanity that lay beneath. In a way, it’s nice to know that crazy people will eventually lean toward crazy people wardrobe so we can readily identify the ones that will bite us if we don’t give them a dollar in the street.

Photo Credit: Instagram 

(8) Comments

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    woody 06/09/2014 19:42

    At least format the picture correctly you idiots. God this site sucks.

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    woody 06/09/2014 19:54

    Your painfully long, unfunny, boring post doesn’t even mention that is Andrew Dice Clay standing next to Cage.

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    hongkongbobo 06/09/2014 20:00

    A “cain”?
    What, Abel didn’t want any part of this story?
    I thought I would never say this, but I would rather have Lex write then have this hack Matt

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    Habsburg_Barbarian 06/09/2014 20:18

    That omission of ADC’s presence really concerns me. Intentional, or did the fat suit confuse Matt..? We may never know.

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    Mud Nugget 06/09/2014 20:40

    How could you forget to mention that he married Lisa Marie Presley and filed for divorce 3 months later?

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    aandm12 06/10/2014 10:02

    Is Matt the intern? Even if he isn’t his tasks should be kept to running for coffee and picking up lunch. Not sure he has the mental capacity to wash the car though….

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    hongkongbobo 06/10/2014 10:05

    Now the story reappears?
    Gone for half the day yesterday, only to be edited to take out the offending “cain”
    God this site sucks

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    GHUA 06/10/2014 13:09

    It never ceases to amaze me how aging celebrity hipsters start to look like cartoon characters.

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