If you believe in super convenient coincidences, then you’ll see no connection between the embarrassing video tape of Donald Sterling’s hooker saying black people’s idea of money management is buying super fine rims for their Olds 88′s and her lawyer’s reports of two white dudes roughing her up outside her NYC hotel while hurling n-bombs. V. Stiviano is thought to be Mexican, though during one or two of her multitude of past larceny arrests, she has self-reported her race as black. This dossier could’ve easily confused the bungling white actors who staged this fight that V. Stiviano didn’t mention in the police report she never filed. Given that V. Stiviano and her visor are now a victim of an undocumented and unwitnessed racial hate crime, it only seems fair we forget the spinners comment, her illicit taping of her elderly mark, and her latest unfortunate choice of attire. I pray Steve Ballmer at least has an open mind when he hears her pitch on why she should keep her job with the Clippers.
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