Anna Paquin Is Super Sexual

By Matt July 21, 2014 @ 12:47 PM


Anna Paquin has been publicly musing about her sex life again. She may have chosen to join the cast of True Blood just for the vampire fetish sex. A while back Paquin tweeted:

“Proud to be a happily married bisexual mother. Marriage is about love not gender.”

Of course, that doesn’t even make any sense. Bisexual merely implies you’re banging other people not your husband. It’s a fidelity issue, not a gender issue, you gap-toothed horny pound dog. Don’t turn this into a Vassar Women’s Study sit-in over gender equality. Paquin’s husband may not be too thrilled with the arrangement but at least he still gets to fuck her in front of a full camera crew on set. Her children will probably get some schoolyard heat once Paquin starts tweeting intimate details of her double sided happy married bisexual mother dildo experiences. Once again I politely query Hollywood, why the fuck must you tell me who’s licking your genitals at night?

Photo Credit: Instagram 

(4) Comments

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    Beylerbey 07/21/2014 13:16

    Anna’s just announcing that it’s about time to start packing up the tents, the better to mosey on down to Snatchville.

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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 07/21/2014 13:30

    My dick could fit in between her teeth, sadly.

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    Maybe_Observer 07/21/2014 13:37

    My dick would HAPPILY fit into her mouth….or “between” her upper and lower chompers….

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    Al (Ted) Bundy 07/21/2014 21:39

    I don’t think Observer caught your sarcasm Billy…

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