Ashley Benson Topless in Maui

By Lex July 10, 2014 @ 10:14 AM

Ashley Benson Topless On The Beach In Maui
I think Ashley Benson is still dating that dude Usher hired to teach Justin Bieber how to act smooth in public. Justin’s swagger coach. That’s not a response you want to get from your daughter when you ask her what her boyfriend does for a living. I’d rather hear he’s on prison furlough from raping small dogs or even that he’s a Congressman. Still, she’s got perfect tits so I’m prone to keep her on my Christmas card list. Her boyfriend will be taken care of when Bieber gets to the drunken Elvis gun play stage of his evolution about twelve to twenty-four months from now. Potshots will find the weak, ricochets will claim the unlucky.

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(6) Comments

  1. avatar
    BiebersStrapon 07/10/2014 11:19

    “Capital knockers!”

    - Sideshow Bob

  2. avatar
    Admiral 07/10/2014 14:14

    I like the right one better than the left.

  3. avatar
    Admiral 07/10/2014 14:14

    Her right, not ours.

  4. avatar
    Admiral 07/10/2014 14:15

    Who is she again?

  5. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 07/11/2014 08:39

    They are nice, but they sit way down low, which is weird.

  6. Jordan Wayne Rothschild-Lewis 07/14/2014 00:37

    I thought they’d be bigger, honestly.

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