Breanna Mitchell’s Auschwitz Selfie Making Friends

By Lex July 22, 2014 @ 2:33 PM


If I could, I’d never judge civilians for shit they do at eighteen. I even feel bad at times for wishing Justin Bieber the victim of an industrial grinder incident. I feel like maybe if I’d had $100 million in the bank at eighteen and my homeless parents on my payroll, I’d probably have been a world class a-hole as well. Probably with my shirt on, but all the same. But the Auschwitz selfie from American teen “Princess” Breanna Mitchell deserves a little spotlight. Not just because this high school grad felt the concentration camp where over a million Jews were gassed and baked was a solid backdrop for a grinning selfie, but because of what it says about our modern culture. We are a bunch of narcissistic fucks. We earnestly believe our lunch salads, our grossly uninformed medical opinions, and photos of our very average children doing very average things are worthy of the world’s attention.

I’ve never bought into this Greatest Generation bullshit. I think circumstance creates heroes. But I have to believe no eighteen year old GIs were smiling for photos when they liberated the concentration camps and saw the rumored horrors finally therein. I’ve been to Dachau. It chills you to the ugly core of humanity. You just kind of know there are those certain places where you don’t crack a smile. The middle of Communion, in front of your old man when he’s holding a belt, and when taking in genocide. That’s not a complete list, but it’s a good starting point. Not all social media narcissism is bad. But as a rule, if it doesn’t involve tits, you can probably just email it to your mom.

(18) Comments

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    Roadshitter6.5 07/22/2014 14:53

    I can’t wait for her Malaysian Air crash site selfies.

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    DrainBammage 07/22/2014 15:02

    yes by all means, lets shit on her because she smiled while doing the ‘oy, how the jews have suffered’ tour.
    Because compared to the indians that the brits-cum-americans slaughtered or the blacks they kidnapped and enslaved for a few centuries dont deserve the self pity tour.
    Certain sufferings are more important that others.
    Show me the Holocaust Memorial Amusement Park they have for blacks and indians where more dumb chicks can do banal things of no means and consequence. Oh yeah, we dont effing have any….
    Apart from the US and France where they have still power, no one gives a crap of jewish suffering because of Palestine, they wore out their victims mantle by being even bigger racist scum than the nazis. That takes some doing.
    Everyone’s suffered, it doesnt give you permission to be a sh1thead.

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    Al (Ted) Bundy 07/22/2014 15:15

    Worse than the nazis? Wow DrainBammage, you really didn’t pay attention in college eh?

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    SonOfDitka 07/22/2014 15:38

    Often the writers of these blurbs hit the nail right. on. the. head. But this time they’ve REALLY done it. Narcissistic fucks. The 2 words that sum up the average American in 2014. Also, completely tasteless and without ANY fuckin tact or shame. This girl SHOULD be embarassed. Shamed. How else is the ugly little thing gonna learn?? Or her ‘peers’. I recently toured Gettyeburg. Thats another place that the brevity of what happened just has this weight to it. I saw no one–not even thoughtless teens–taking selfies at Picketts Charge. This girl is a piece o shit.

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    Beylerbey 07/22/2014 17:03

    College is probably where he got those ideas.

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    658811 07/22/2014 17:12

    F the Jews.

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    jekelish 07/22/2014 22:34

    Yeah, my grandfather was a very young man in a platoon that liberated a concentration camp near the end of the war. Don’t think he was smiling much, considering I only know this because he and my dad were at a bar, he had a couple too many, and told my dad about it. Never spoke about it outside of that night.

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    Maybe_Observer 07/23/2014 06:13

    The darkies were kidnapped by their cousins and brothers in Africa and then sold to whitey…….

    ….Whitey should demand reparations for the fraud perpetrated on him by the “Kings” of Africa….

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    BiebersStrapon 07/23/2014 07:04

    This fug bitch needs a good gassing, just for that face alone.

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    Admiral 07/23/2014 07:29

    DrainBammage, you need some schooling, bro. There wasn’t indiscriminate slaughtering of American Indians – we lived near them for a long, long time. Hundreds of years. But, it turns out when you have dirty, uneducated humans living next to a technologically advanced culture, well, they don’t get along. It was a mutual war.

    As for blacks – Africans would round up tribes and ship them over. Whites didn’t just sail to Africa and round up tribesmen themselves – their own people sold them out. And this is during a time when EVERY nation had slaves. America was one of the first nations, if not THE first, to abolish slavery. That decision was very unpopular in the world.

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    Admiral 07/23/2014 07:33

    As for American Indians – can you imagine all the pretty, dumb, young Indians girls living in your back yard? They could be yours for a pretty glass bead. Indians weren’t hunted and killed as part of a genocide – they were genetically deluded.

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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 07/23/2014 07:44

    Admiral – I think you are wasting your time with a severely deranged (and stupid) individual but more power to you.

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    Al Bundy 07/23/2014 07:44

    I lost both my grandparents at Auschwitz.

    They must have got on the wrong tour bus.

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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 07/23/2014 07:45

    bunch of fucking mindless twatz getting upset of stupid pic.

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    mktesq 07/23/2014 08:43

    With the state of modern education, she probably thought this was a place where “people thought like really, really hard.”

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    billymays 07/23/2014 10:31

    I’d give her rectum a blitzkrieg it’d never forget.

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    Jyp 07/23/2014 10:42

    Blah blah. Maybe she had an inspirational message like “holocaust is mean” to go with her selfie, but either way she’s ugly so it doesn’t matter. Nor would it matter if she were attractive. What matters is if the pretended outrage disables her into porn.

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    columnatedruins 07/23/2014 19:58

    the stupid unrepentant hydrocephalic cooze is just ignant. Cain’t help it… she’s from Alabama, a state that’s proud to say “We’s 30th in the country in school performance! That makes us hellsa lot better ‘an Misippi!” In an interview she said “Its the only thing about hist’ry that ever int’rest me… I wun’t do anything any differntly. Ah dint mean no harm”

    She didn’t mean no harm, folks. Awww.

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