Chris Brown’s Celebrity Felon Kick Ball Raises Eleven Dollars (VIDEO)

By Lex July 21, 2014 @ 9:08 AM

Only mostly everybody at Chris Brown’s Kick’N’ It for Charity Celebrity Kickball game in Glendale had rap sheets. Chris, DJ Khaled, The Game, and a few other charitable fellows famous for drugs and beating women showed up for a cause nobody could actually name. Paris Hilton’s jail house record got her into the match where she showed that one lazy eye and nonchalance is all it takes to not be able to kick a slow moving rubber ball. The Jenner girls showed looking for future abusive boyfriends. Their teen friend Pia Mia Perez arrived off the plane Kanye flies her around in international air space so he can sodomize her without fear or legal reprisal. After the final run was scored the U.S. Attorney showed up with a court order preventing that same group of convicts from being within five hundred feet of one another. It’s really hard to think of anything more Americana than this Amish barn raising.

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(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    BiebersStrapon 07/21/2014 10:04

    All this nįggerfest is missing is napalm. Lots of it.

  2. avatar
    Beylerbey 07/21/2014 12:23

    LMAO

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