I guess Jessica Alba really likes surfboards. GQ painted out her nipples and added Lolo Jones bicep tendons so I can’t speak as precisely to her state of arousal. Jessica shared her deep thoughts on her own favorite body part with the magazine. Everybody hoped she would talk about her boobs, but she didn’t.
“I have to enhance what I like about my body and my stomach is good. My legs I’m not as excited about all the time, but I wouldn’t cover up my stomach. That’s what women do. Enhance what we’ve got.”
That’s another one big step for feminism kind. Your brain, dummy! You’re supposed to say, my brain is my best body part! After her interview, Jessica fashioned a baby crib mobile out of carbon neutral parts, gave it a desperately cute name, and sold one million units on Honest.com She really is pretty fucking smart.
Photo Credit: GQ UK