Jessica Simpson got married over the weekend to her unemployed ex-NFL baby daddy. Jessica recently reconciled with her preacher dad and former manager Joe Simpson after he cheated on her mom with another dude then announced he liked Hugh Jackman musicals and was getting divorced. Joe is calling himself a talent manager these days. Most of his talent seems to be young men who look amazing with their shirts off. Like Jonathan Keith, the client he strictly platonically took to his daughter’s wedding. The two were hanging around the pool topless the day before the wedding in Montecito, pretending not to know each other lest they be snapped together in a picture. I find it somewhat gallant that Joe can hold on to such old-fashioned ideals of propriety while still boning the shit out of young male models. This world needs more men like Joe Simpson.
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